It’s not just cold, its Chili!

    Continuing with my Vegan Zombie obsession, here is one of his recipes that I modified/had fun with.

Vegan Zombie Chili

1 onion, chopped
1 cup cashews
3 T oil

Combine in a pot. Cook until onions are soft.

2 large cans of stewed tomatoes
1 can lima beans, drained
1 can kidney beans, not drained

Add to onion and cashew mix. Bring to a simmer.

3 tablespoons chili seasoning
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1/4 cup molasses
1 cup brown sugar

Add to the pot. Mix and have the chili come to a boil. Serve hot.

I Choose Him To Be On My Team!

     In my travels, I have stumbled upon a hottie. He is vegan, has the most GORGEOUS green eyes, his fall homage tattoo sleeve is awesome, and he can save me from zombies. *le sigh* He is John, The Vegan Zombie. I tend to err more on the raw foods side than he does, but he needs to keep his energy levels up. If that means making things like Egg Trick Muffins, Pizza Rolls, and Smore rice crispy treats, than so be it! Check it out, because we all know only vegans will survive the zombie apocalypse! Find him on Facebook, Twitter and Youtube!

A Model Complex

     So I have given everyone 48 hours to marinate on the sexiest show of the year: the Victorias Secret Fashion Show.

     Now that everyone is re-dying their hair and re-energizing their diet and exercise routine, I say stop. Breathe. Think about what you are doing. 

     These girls are paid to look this good all the time. They need to work out for long hours and crash diet until they crash themselves. It is their job. There is a little piece of me that wishes that got sick of getting hair extensions and mani/pedis.

     So what do us peons do to look this good? Answer: we do the best we can with what (little) resources we have. Yes, go dye your hair, but make sure the color is right for you. Hence forth with a diet l plan, but make sure you are not starving yourself. Always make healthy food choices at every meal and snack (yes, I said snack).  As for exercise, pick something that works for you and your budget. Can’t afford a gym? Go to Five Below, pick up some cheap exercise equipment and workout while watching a movie. You don’t need a treadmill. That’s what sidewalks/trails are for (females:don’t forget the mace).

In other words: BE YOUR OWN ANGEL